% ar m God
ar: God does not exist
% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].
% If I had a ( for every $ Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many ('s.
% talk Comrade Khruchev
[Your party is not logged on]
% ping elvis
elvis is alive
% make fire
Make: Don't know how to make fire. Stop.
% why not?
No match.
% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.
% ^What is saccharine?
Bad substitute.
% lost
lost: not found
% alias alias alias
alias: Too dangerous to alias that.
% drink <bottle
bottle: cannot open
% cat catfood
cat: cannot open catfood
% look into "my eyes"
look: cannot open my eyes
%touch me; chmod 000 me; touch me
touch: cannot touch me: permission denied
% sleep with me
bad character
% man you
No manual entry for you.